Le grand maître
Ahh, who do we have here? It is Monsieur Bertrand on his lovely bicycle! Every Monday morning, he cycles far out of town to his small hut—in order to celebrate a small ceremony …
Look at him go:
Every day of the week, Monsieur Bertrand welcomes guest from all over the country. They come to admire his cooking skills!
Time goes by, one week looks like the other.
But then, on one day, out of nowhere, something disturbs Monsieur Bertrand's weekly routine …
— Globetrotting Boris’ Guide to Globetrotting —Listen to your bike.Find bicycle noises by asking: When, where, what, dangerous or not? Regular = chain, gears, wheels. Irregular = everything else. Fix, if life-threatening.
— Globetrotting Boris’ Guide to Globetrotting —Mark your territoryWhen camping in the wilds, there’s only one way to be respected by wild animals.
— Vivace —Köln-NippesEvery now and then, stuff like this happens.