— Globetrotting Boris’ Guide to Globetrotting —This? Don’t.Just don't. Really. I mean it. It's stupid. Really stupid. So don't. I did. It's stupid.
— Globetrotting Boris’ Guide to Globetrotting —Buy knee warmers.They keep your knees warm. Which is a life-safer. Plus, they're versatile, light, and easy to put on and off during cycling trips.
— Vivace —Winter flavourDat mudguard :P